I came up with the most amazing idea the other night when I was laying in bed. I was thirsty and no matter how many times I stuck my head underneath the sink, I couldn't quench it. I was also very tired and didn't want to get out of bed anymore. So here's my idea: I think there should be a water bed with straws sticking out by the pillow to drink from. You'd never have to get out of bed and you could change the flavors periodically. I'm now a sucker for Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.
(Disclaimer: This counts as a patent/copywrite/trademark of the "Thirsty Bed") It's going to make me millions!
4 comments:
Well, you'd better quickly come up with the idea that makes it easier to get all that refreshing liquid out of your body without having to get out of bed or you're going to be lying in a very wet Thirsty Bed.
Good call!
Perhaps my "Thirsty Bed" will require a diaper attachment. But you know, society really makes a big deal over bed-wetting. It is actually quite wonderful. And now, I have crossed over into the forests of too much information. Hopefully, I won't tarry too long...
I'm loving that you admit to sticking your head under the sink to get drinks. I forgot all about doing that growing up...
hmmm....not a bad idea. Less dishes!
I'd still drink from the hose if there wasn't the threat of drinking black widows. Blasted arachnids! Foil all fun!
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